Tuesday, September 30, 2008

A Few Morning Notes

First of all, how in the HELL does Starbucks run out of those little sleeves for the coffee cups? I must look like a circus juggler bouncing my hot cup o’ joe back and forth in an effort not to scar my sensitive, girly little hands for life.
Second, I’m not a big fan of the Tuesday morning spin instructor at the gym. She’s a one trick pony. All she does is have us go from hand position two into hand position three and back into the saddle, repeat. Over and over again, repeat. Depending on the beat of the song she may increase or decrease the pace at which we do so, but it is still the same motions, over and over. No isolations, sprints, jumps, standing climbs, sitting climbs, nothing.
Thursday’s instructor, Maria, is tons of fun. I don’t mean that she’s heavy either. She is all go and she switches pace and activity often. Two weeks ago Maria had a substitute whose name was Tonia, I think. She was the demon spawn of Satan and Saddam Hussein (remember, they slept together in the South Park movie). I burned over 1000 calories in her one hour class. My average is about 800.
Lastly, there are rumors of a watch party at Kings Creek Tavern in Kendall for this weekend’s football game against North Texas. I don’t think it has been confirmed yet but it would be nice to show up en masse to support the Golden Panthers on the road. Here is the phone number if you would like to call and confirm; 305-273-6123.

Monday, September 29, 2008

A Week of Firsts

Sorry for the lack of posting last week, but I had my first test of the semester and spent a lot of time studying for that. Now that I’ve entered the realm of upper division classes, I’m having to make some adjustments to my study habits. I’ll address that issue in Wednesday’s entry though. My wife was pretty sick last week, too. I spent one of my days off last week driving her to the doctor’s office and then to the pharmacy.
For now, I would like to talk about the week that was in FIU sports. The volleyball team continues to spike the competition. Sorry, I couldn’t resist the cheesy pun. They started conference play this past weekend and won both their matches, making them 2-0 in conference play, 12-3 overall. The men’s soccer team notched their first victory of the season on Sunday. In the 66th minute, defenseman Corey Kendall tallied his 2nd career goal for the Golden Panthers. I had to mention that since I had a Spanish II class with Corey over the summer. Despite playing some tightly contested matches, the lady’s soccer squad continues to search for their first win of the season. They also opened conference play this past weekend, falling 2-1 to Middle Tennessee and tying Western Kentucky 1-1.
Finally, the football team went up to Toledo and grounded the Rockets (I just can’t stop). The offense finally seemed to get it going, although it doesn’t hurt when you start four drives inside the opponents 30 yard line. T.Y. Hilton continues to spark the team. Besides Toledo turnovers, T.Y.’s returns on special teams were the reason the offense benefited from excellent field position most of the night. Not only was the offensive line able to open up holes for A’mod Ned (one touchdown) and Julian Reams (three TDs), but they gave Paul McCall the time in the pocket he has so desperately needed all season. He took advantage of it too, completing passes of 22 and 27 yards to Eric Kirchenberg and Greg Ellingson, respectively. He also threw a 37 yard touchdown pass to, who else, T.Y. Hilton. Hopefully this quiets the QB controversy rumblings.
The defense continues to shine. Not only did they force four turnovers, one interception and three fumble recoveries, but they held a team that put 54 points on 25th ranked Fresno State the week before to 16 points. The four forced turnovers gave the team a +2 turnover ration on the season. Of all the football stats that are kept, I consider that to be one of the important ones. You don’t find a lot of 1-3 teams that have a positive turnover ratio, which tells me that this team is better than its record indicates.
The Golden Panthers now begin conference play on a roll. When I did my football preview at the beginning of the season, I said that FIU might be able to steal a win at Toledo or North Texas. Now that they’ve won at Toledo, I don’t think that it is out of the realm of possibility that they win again this week. How nice would it be to have the Golden Panthers come home riding a two game winning streak?

Monday, September 22, 2008

A Few Pics from FIU vs. USF

My Thoughts on the Game

Let me start on a positive note.  We should all be proud of the effort that our Golden Panthers put forth on Saturday night.  To go into a game against a heavily favored and highly ranked opponent and come out with only an eight point loss is definitely something to build on and means that this program may in fact be heading in the right direction.  
On defense, the whole effort put forth was incredible.  USF made four trips inside our red zone and came out with only two touchdowns, a blocked field goal attempt and a turnover on downs.  Matt Grothe, the best college quarterback in the state of Florida that isn’t named Tim Tebow, was held to less than 200 yards of total offense and sacked twice.  Also, the Bulls’ top three receivers combined for only eight catches totaling 84 yards.
The FIU offense was 53 seconds away from going three straight games without finding the end zone until Julian Reams’ one yard touchdown run.  Setting up Reams’ run was a 61 yard throw and catch from Wayne Younger to T.Y. Hilton.  As I write this I am sure that Offensive Coordinator Bill Legg is drawing up plays specifically intended to get T.Y. more touches.  Although the offense continues to struggle, keep in mind that we are playing top notch competition.  Before anyone starts calling for Paul McCall’s head, let him take some snaps in conference games.  Once the Golden Panthers are playing against teams more on their level, we should see this offense running in the manner that it should.
The atmosphere before and during the game was incredible.  Being there for the pre-game tailgate in Tamiami Park, you would never know that this is a program that is only in it’s seventh season and is 1-25 in it’s previous 26 games.  I’ve tailgated in Tuscaloosa for Crimson Tide games, Gainesville for Gator games including Auburn, Tennessee and Florida State, and Jacksonville for Florida/Georgia, aka The World’s Largest Cocktail Party, and the atmosphere outside FIU Stadium on Saturday rivaled any of them.  Inside the stadium, the student section was rocking.  They were loud and energetic and that energy was matched by the team’s play on the field.
That being said, let me address some of the negative issues I had with the game.  Why were there so many empty seats?  What happened to the standing room only crowd that the school was marketing?  I understand the school not wanting the stands to be filled with USF fans and therefore limiting the number visitors tickets and not allowing single game tickets to be sold for this game.  
But that takes me back to a major sticking point I’ve had since student vouchers were given out.  Why were students not allowed a guest ticket as well?  Those empty seats could have been filled had students been allowed to bring a guest, even two.  On top of that, what was the point in the vouchers anyway?  Myself and the few people I was with walked right through the gates, only having to flash our student ids.  Had I known that, I would have brought my wife and had her flash my other student id.  I was very disappointed by that.  Like I said in my Lack of Communication entry last week, as a student, I don’t feel that I am very high on the administration’s priority list.
There are three weeks until our next home game against Middle Tennessee.  Hopefully changes will be made by then.
ELI3

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

College and the George Lucas Casting Call

I won’t bother putting up a poll question asking college students to take a side, pro or con, on the issue of human cloning.  Just by being on campus twice a week and looking around,  I know that the majority would be in favor of it.  Not since the last time I watched Star Wars Episode II have I seen so many robotic look-a-likes.  It makes me wonder if the government hasn’t already perfected genetic cloning beyond that of sheep and I didn’t get the memo.
The most common clones seen on campus, in my opinion, are the “vintage” clones.  These students, excuse me, clones are identifiable by their jeans that seem to have been borrowed from dear old dad, who wore them when he was in school.  They are fraying at the seams, have uneven signs of wear, possibly even holes, and dangling, loose threads.  In all likelihood though, these jeans were recently purchased at Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle or, for the Economics majors, in the Mossimo section of Target.  Holding these jeans on is a rather wide belt, which is also showing signs of vintage distress, complete with an obnoxiously large and shiny belt buckle.  
Covering their torsos are well worn t-shirts, each with some form of eagle or dragon graphic swooping in from the shoulder or wrapping itself around the neck.  The clones may also be seen wearing the tour shirts of artists like Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix or AC/DC.  On their heads you will often find vintage trucker hats which are worn sideways in order to protect their ears from overexposure to sun, I’m not sure what that is all about.  Their eyewear consists of huge, and when I say huge I mean gigantic, sunglasses, which are sometimes white in color.  Don’t ask.  If I could, I would insert one of those smileys here; the one that is looking down and shaking it’s head at the embarrassment of another.  Just use your imagination. 
The vintage clones come in both male and female versions.  Though they appear identical in dress and demeanor, the female clones can be identified by the butterfly, fairy or tribal symbol tattooed on their lower back.  These tattoos, which can usually only be seen if the female is wearing the obligatory “low rider” jeans, are commonly referred to as tramp stamps.
I understand the want or need to fit in and I’m not completely innocent here.  This whole blog was started because of my insecurities about being my age and still in college.  That’s a whole other entry though.  My point is that, in order to ease my own insecurities and blend in, I too have engaged in pack behavior.  I’ve been known to wear the occasional pair of brand new vintage jeans (did you catch the oxymoron?). Hell, Lucky Brand Jeans are the only brand in my closet.  There may even be a few graphic tees tucked away in my drawers somewhere.
But I would’ve thought that the urge to look like everyone else was more of a grade school thing.  Notice that I said grade, not grad or even undergrad.  Isn’t college supposed to be where one comes to find out who they are and express their individuality?  Maybe I’ve already answered my own question.  Could it be that our own insecurities outweigh our need for individuality and instead of standing out, we choose to merely blend in?  There is safety in numbers, right?  
If I look just like the guy sitting next to me, maybe no one will notice that I’m 36.  If the girl in front of me looks just like the girl next to her, maybe nobody will see that her heart is broken or that her parents are divorced.  Yes, there is safety in numbers.
Looking back, what was supposed to be a rant on clichés has evolved into an argument against and a defense of clichés and pack behavior.  I guess I will need a poll.  That’s what you guys seem to respond to most anyways.  Those of you who read my blog can leave comments you know.  Don’t be shy.
ELI3

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sun Belt Shines

Traditionally, Sun Belt teams are the ones that the big conference schools schedule early on in the season when they are tired of beating up on themselves in intra-squad scrimmages and need someone else to practice with prior to the rigorous conference schedule beginning.  They may also schedule them for homecoming when they need a guaranteed win for the students, alumni and distinguished guests (recruits).  It’s a symbiotic relationship from which both schools benefit: the big school gets a pretty much guaranteed win, and the smaller programs get a big payday for their school.
Things have changed though.  Last year, Louisiana Monroe went to Tuscaloosa and came out of Bryant-Denny Stadium with a win over SEC powerhouse Alabama.  Yes, the same Alabama Crimson Tide that has 12, count ‘em, 12 national titles.  Troy beat the Cowboys of the Big Twelve’s Oklahoma State, too.
So far in this young season, Sun Belt teams have come close to playing spoiler in some big conference school’s seasons.  In week one Arkansas State beat Texas A&M and in week two Middle Tennessee beat Maryland, who then beat #23 California.  On top of the victories, Sun Belt teams, with the exception of our beloved Golden Panthers, have been able to play competitive football, too.  Last week Arkansas needed a last minute touchdown to beat ULM.  This past weekend MTSU played Kentucky very closely, as did Arkansas State with Southern Miss, Brett Favre’s alma mater.  Louisiana-Lafayette almost sipped the fun out of Champagne, Illinois, losing to Ron Zook’s 24th ranked Fighting Illini 20-17.  I also believe that, had it not rained as badly as it did, FAU might have been able to beat Michigan State in East Lansing.  Instead, Mother Nature did her part to shut down Rusty Smith and the high flying offense of the Owls.  I don’t know who to blame Cortez Gent’s sudden case of the dropsies on though.
Granted, the Goliaths that have fallen at the hands of Davids of the Sun Belt have been  middle of the pack teams, with the exception of Alabama.  The Sun Belt has yet to conquer the Floridas, Ohio States and Texas’ of the world, but that day may dawn sooner than later.  Maybe the Sun Belt teams aren’t too far from passing their counterparts in Conference USA or the MAC as the whipping boys of the NCAA.  
Is this the week that FIU’s football program gets the signature win it so desperately needs?  Perhaps.  After all, FIU did play well against Kansas, despite what the lopsided score would indicate.  Our opponent this week, the Bulls of the University of South Florida, who are led by stud quarterback Matt Grothe, needed a heroic effort from their star to rally past the Jayhawks in Tampa this past weekend.  
USF may be the most talented team we’ll face all season.  They play with speed and finesse on offense and hit hard on defense.  But we are opening our new stadium this week and I’m sure that Coach Cristobal is pounding that into the boys every day in practice.  The university has invested a ton of money not only in the construction of the stadium, but in the marketing of this as a program on the rise.  The last thing they want to see is the Panthers getting blown out in The Cage‘s inaugural game. 

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Lack of Communication

Is the student section of the stadium going to be general admission?  If not, how can my friends and I sit together?  Should we all show up together to pick up our tickets?  What about block seating for academic and social clubs, or the Greek organizations?  Is there a plan in the works to accommodate group seating?  In the future, will one representative from an organization be able to show up at the ticket office with the student ids from all of the members and pick up the tickets for the whole group so that they may sit together?
These are only a few of the questions that remain unanswered going into the week of the first game in our new on-campus stadium.  Many students are still asking where they go to get their tickets for the game.  I only knew about it because I was lucky enough to have an employee of the athletic department in one of my summer classes.  Otherwise, I never would have seen the email about student vouchers, since it went straight into my spam catcher.  
One final question.  Why has the communication not been better regarding the football season?  It seems to me that the students should be a bit higher on the priority list when it comes to football.  Isn’t the school trying to build a winning program?  To do that, you need better recruits.  To get better recruits, you need a few things: a winning team, which we are supposedly working on; for offensive recruits, you need a sexy, productive offense and likewise for the defense; you need to have your former players playing on Sundays in the NFL; lastly, your program needs to be playing in nationally televised games.
To accomplish that last thing, you need a frenzied atmosphere.  Yes, a frenzied atmosphere could be  listed in the things you need to land top-notch recruits, but it’s a two-edged sword.  ESPN doesn’t want to broadcast a game with a silenced crowd, just like coaches and Athletic Directors don’t want to invite potential recruits to games with lame crowds.  Potential recruits want to see fans going nuts, like they do in The Swamp.  They want to hear the roar of the crowd, the thunder of thousands of feet stomping on the bleachers and the deafening chant of the fight song.  These are the same things networks want to see.
But networks and recruits won’t see those things from a crowd filled with local businessmen and women.  They won’t see them from local executives from Suntrust or Bank of America, who are only at the game as invited guests of an administration hoping to sell naming rights to the stadium or to gain enough monetary commitments to ensure that future stages of the stadiums construction are financed.  That’s who all the tickets for the first game are going to.  Not to the students, who would likely be the ones creating the frenzy within the crowd.    
The school is more concerned with it’s image within the community than with the student body.  The school is banking on the old Field of Dreams mentality of, “If you build it, they will come.”  
They seem to think that the stadium alone will turn this program in the same direction that other young programs like USF and FAU are heading.  Without the support of the students, it won’t happen.  Like I’ve said before, the lack of interest in the sports culture at FIU is amazing to me.  I know this entry is making me seem like an anti sports guy but I am far from that.  I’ll be wearing my blue and gold to every sporting event that I can make it too this year and next.  Hopefully well beyond that, too.  But there aren’t many like me on campus.   When I asked other students about going to the open house at the stadium last week, they looked at me as if I was nuts.  I get similar looks when  I ask about football game attendance.  It seems that, for the most part, the student body could care less about football at FIU and ignoring them and leaving them out of the loop isn’t going to change that.
It all goes back to the age old chicken versus the egg question.  Can you get the support of the student body without a winning program?  Probably.  But can you get a winning program without the support of the student body?  The administration seems to be banking on it. 

Based on the results of last weeks poll, like me, you are all most annoyed by the know it all in class.  Thanks to the nine of you who voted.

ELI3   

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Where's the School Pride, People?

I was in class yesterday discussing the gym closure with a couple of classmates when I told them how happy I was that I checked my mail the day before and got the notice that the gym would be closed until Thursday, thanks to Hurricane Ike and the evacuees from Key West.  You see, in order to make it to the gym early enough to get a spot in the morning spin class, which fills up quickly, I get up at 4:30, leave the house by 5:30 and arrive on campus around 6:30.  So getting up that early yesterday only to find the gym closed and class cancelled would have been a crappy way to start my day.   When I made this proclamation you should have seen the heads turn in the class. 
“Why do you have to leave so early?” Everyone asked.
“Because I live in Boynton.”  
Even more heads turned at this.  No one could believe that I make the trek, twice a week, from Boynton to Miami to take classes at FIU.  And then it happened.  They asked me the same question that people have been asking me ever since I started school last January: the same question I get each time I tell someone that I commute 68 miles, one-way, from Boynton Beach.
“Why don’t you just go to FAU?”  
Why does everyone ask me that?  Shouldn’t I be proud to go to FIU?  Where’s the school pride, people?
I’ll explain it like this.  I grew up in Boynton Beach, went to two and a half years of high school in Lantana and finished my high school education in Delaware before moving back to Boynton Beach.  While I was going to high school down here, anyone and everyone who was going to college after high school was going to FAU, providing they didn’t get into UF or FSU.  So I always kind of saw FAU as more of a safety net than as a first choice kind of college.  It was a fallback school.  FAU in Palm Beach County is probably a lot like FIU in Miami-Dade, the school that local kids go to when they can’t go somewhere else.  I guess that when I started looking at schools a couple of years back, that thought was still there: I didn’t even apply to FAU.
A few things drew me to FIU, the first being that they were building that beautiful new facility for the Marine Biology program.  Remember, before I realized that science and math just weren‘t for me, I wanted to be Jacques Cousteau.  The new football stadium was also a big draw for me.  As a huge college football fan, being here for the early stages of what has the potential to grow into a great program meant something.  I started following FIU last year during that dismal season and will continue to support them, no matter how frustrating it may be, from now on.  
Lastly, this is my first experience at a four year school.  I didn’t do well enough in high school to get into a four year school directly and had to take the community college route.  Eventually, bad choices and the bills that resulted from them would cause me to put that on hold.  So this experience at FIU is my first true college experience and I would like to try and make it as much like the experience I missed in my early 20s as possible, only without the parties and club hopping.  I’ve been to the FAU campus and, in all honesty, it doesn’t have that college campus feel.  It feels like a commuter college campus.  If I wanted the commuter college experience I would have just gone to University of Phoenix, where the credits are unlikely to transfer to a four year school, making grad school a long shot. 
University Park has that college atmosphere that I was looking for.  Sure, the Greeks never ask me to rush their frat or give me one of their little flyers as I walk down the hall of the Graham Center, and my classmates call me sir, but  I don’t feel like such the outcast.  The insecurities that plagued me during my first semester are gone now.
I like FIU just fine, thank you very much.  That’s why I don’t go to FAU.   
I had an all-time high seven votes in last weeks poll.  Thank you to those of you who participated.  This week's poll will relate to this blog entry somehow, vote away!

Monday, September 8, 2008

FIU @ Iowa Review

I don’t know where to start.  That game was abysmal.  Like I said, the key to the offense having any success at all was going to be the play of the offensive line, who got pushed around all day.  Paul McCall was scrambling for his life and often had to throw the ball prematurely.  Wayne Younger had  some success in the second half but that didn’t last long.  It seemed like the Iowa defense was able to adjust to his mobility and soon he was scrambling for his life, too.
As far as individual play goes, Marquis Rolle left me scratching my head on a couple of occasions.  One of those times he had a sure first down had he just kept running once he caught the ball.  Instead, he chose to try to run around the defense in hopes of gaining extra yardage.  What happened?  The same thing that happens almost every time someone tries t get more than what is there, he lost yards.  On a positive note, he was our leading receiver in the game.
Wayne Younger, as good as he looked on his first few series, took a sack on a fourth down late in the game, something that absolutely should never happen.  You have to at least chuck that ball up.  What’s the worst that could happen, an interception?  You were going to lose possession anyways.  That being said, until the offensive line can provide some protection, he may be the best quarterback for this offense.
Iowa’s mammoth offensive line was able to open holes big enough to drive a truck through all day.  Shonn Green was over 100 rushing yards by halftime and Iowa called off the dogs in the second half, otherwise he might have run for two bills.  Their O-line also prevented FIU’s defense from getting near their quarterbacks all day long.  Some of FIU’s key defensive players on the day were: Scott Bryant, with seven total tackles; Robert Mitchell, who had six total tackles to go along with a fumble recovery and an interception; and Anthony Gaitor, who had five total tackles and two pass breakups.
In all fairness to both the offensive and defensive lines, these Iowa lines were probably the biggest they will face all season, so this game may be an unfair measuring stick.  As far as coaching and intangibles go, I think Mario Cristobal is an excellent recruiter and a player’s coach, that being said, I question his ability to be tough on these players when he needs to be.  When Marquis Rolle decided to run backwards and cost his team a sure first down, he didn’t need a pat on the ass and a “We’ll get ‘em next time” talk.  He needed someone in his grill or to spend the next series or two on the bench.
As far as offensive play calling goes, why, other than because we fell behind so quickly, did Bill Legg abandon a running game that gained 13 and six yards on it’s first two attempts, respectively.  I’m just a spectator and have no better ideas or methods to make this team successful so I’m speaking purely out of a fan’s right to be an armchair quarterback but, as I said in my game preview, the threat of a run game, which we may have been able to establish, opens up the passing game.  So why, when you seem to be having early success, abandon it so quickly?
All in all, the game was dreadful to watch.  I was so looking forward to a competitive game.  Especially since it was the first FIU game I’ve ever watched.  Actually, it was the first collegiate game I’ve ever watched as a student of that particular institution, so you can imagine my desire for the game to be a competitive one.  We just seem light years away from being able to compete on the D-1 level.  Some of our conference rivals have been able to be competitive with big conference schools.  UL-Monroe, who beat Bama in Tuscaloosa last year, lost to Arkansas of the SEC on a last minute play and Middle Tennessee beat the ACC’s Maryland.
I’ll end this rant on a positive note.  The opening of our beautiful on-campus stadium is now less than two weeks away.  I hope to God that our boys defend “The Cage” with pride.  USF, who has come along way in a very short time with their program, were taken to the limit by UCF this past weekend, squeaking out an overtime win against the Knights.  Let’s hope they overlook the Golden Panthers and give this program the signature win it so desperately needs.
That’s all for now, see you on campus!
-ELI3

Friday, September 5, 2008

FIU @ Iowa

The Golden Panthers will face another tough test on Saturday, this one in the form of the Iowa Hawkeyes of the Big Ten.  FIU, as you know, is coming off of a 40-10 loss at the hands of then #14 Kansas while Iowa drubbed Maine last week, 46-3.
The key to this game for FIU, as cliche as it may sound, will be the play of the offensive line.  Paul McCall did not have a lot of time to throw last week, spending a lot of time on the run, which is not the strength of his game.  If the Iowa defense spends a lot of time in the FIU backfield tomorrow, look for the more agile Wayne Younger to see some significant play time.  The O-line will also need to open bigger holes for A'mod Ned as well: 42 yards won't cut it.  In order to run Bill Legg's spread option offense properly, FIU must establish at least a threat of a running game.  Just ask John Parker Wilson and Alabama what a successful ground attack can do for the passing game.  Based on last week's game, the Iowa Run D may be just what the doctor ordered for FIU.  The Hawkeyes surrendered 137 rushing yards to the Black Bears. 
On defense we need to see more of what we saw last week, which was Golden Panthers wreaking havoc.  The Golden Panthers D forced two fumbles and made one interception while combining for nine tackles behind the line of scrimmage for losses totaling 30 yards.  Those tackles will come in handy this week against an Iowa offense that relies heavily on the run.  In their rout of Maine last week, the Hawkeyes ran for four touchdowns and 245 yards on 44 carries.  They were led on the ground by Shonn Greene, who carried the ball 22 times for 109 yards.   
Iowa started the season using a two-quarterback system.  Jake Christensen and Ricky Stanzi had very similar stats last week.  JC finished 9/15 for 122 yards with a touchdown and an interception while RS was 9/14 for 90 yards and no TDs.  Neither quarterback, based on their rushing stats, seems incredibly mobile.  That means the Golden Panthers may have an opportunity to get to the passers and  disrupt the offense of Iowa.  If the Hawkeye receivers have seen that hit that "Buzzsaw" Scott Bryant laid on that unfortunate Jayhawk last week, they may be a bit reluctant to run patterns across the middle of the field.
Overall, I'm looking for FIU to have a much better showing against Iowa than they did against Kansas.  I think that Iowa's susceptibility to the run will allow Paul McCall to properly run the offense and I would be will ing to bet we may have a few trick plays involving the speedy T.Y. Hilton on offense.  There is no reason not to try to get a weapon like that on the field as much as possible.  Although I do not think that FIU pulls off the upset, I think they are more capable of beating Iowa than they were Kansas.
My prediction: Iowa 37, FIU 21

Thursday, September 4, 2008

There's One in Every Class

You know how every semester, no matter the class, you always get those same kinds of people in class?  If it isn't the student that can't be on time to class to save their life, it's the person that constantly forgets to put their phone on vibrate.  One of personal favorites is the guy who not only comes in late, but comes in late carrying a bag from Subway or Burger King.  Not only is he going to disrupt the class by entering late, but he also plans on continuing his annoying existence in class by making everyone listen to his paper bag or sandwich wrapper rustle as he eats.  You're already late jackass, just stay in the food court and eat. 
But as annoying as the late enterer/eater and the phone ringer guys may be, there is no one worse than the know-it-all.  You know the one.  He just can't wait to raise his hand or talk over anyone who dares debate him.  He or she may even argue with the professor on occasion.
I've got one of those in my Poetry class right now.  This guy never shuts up.  I don't mind people that like to speak up in class since it alleviates pressure from me to do so.  I'm not exactly forthcoming with my theories on what some 16th century English poet is trying to say in the form of a Petrarchian sonnet.     
My main beef is that this is material that is open to all kinds of different interpretation yet this guy argues his theories as if he was the one dipping the poet's quill in ink for him as he wrote (what do I mean by dipping his quill in ink?).  He raises his voice to squash any potential differing interpretation like a child who covers his ears in order to block out mommy telling him to eat his veggies.  I can't count how many times in the four meetings we've had this semester that the professor himself has said that there are no wrong answers, yet this guy remains vigilant.
On the opposite end of the spectrum from the know-it-all is the guy who asks the professor to repeat every word he or she says.  You guessed it, I've got one of them in a class, too.  This guy raises his hand every time the prof stops to take a breath.  I understand that the professors in upper division classes seem to lecture twice as fast as they do in the lower division.  It is for that reason that I went to the bookstore and bought one of those mini cassette recorders this week.  Is there a way in which I could subtlety suggest that this boner do that?
I'm going to put up a poll this week asking who you, my very few loyal readers, find the most annoying.  If you think I've left an annoying person out, feel free to share.
On a sports note, my request for a little love for the volleyball team did not go unheard as ESPN posted a nice article on the Lady Panthers at ESPNU.com.  

FIU vs. Kansas Highlights

I found a couple of clips on youtube from Saturday's game.  Enjoy!

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Show the Ladies Some Love

In all my excitement over the start of college football season, I forgot to mention the other fall sports teams that have already started their seasons at FIU.  The women's and men's soccer teams are both off to winless starts, although they both have schedules loaded with top-notch opposition.  The men, in only their second match of the season, played the top ranked team in the country.  Meanwhile, the women have dropped some close match ups to Florida Gulf Coast and Miami, as well as a heartbreaking 2-0 loss to Buffalo, in which the Lady Panthers outshot the Bulls 25-8.
In the meantime, the football team had a respectable showing in Lawrence, Kansas against the 14th ranked and heavily favored Jayhawks.  Unfortunately, if you weren't in Kansas, you didn't get to see any of it.  From what I have read, highly touted speed demon punt returner T.Y. Hilton, whose number teammates have gotten to know very well while chasing him down the field  all summer long, looked fantastic in returning a Kansas punt 74 yards for the Golden Panthers' only touchdown of the game.  
As suspected, Paul McCall was the starting signal caller for FIU and is rumored to have looked very good when the offensive line gave him time.  He finished the game 10 of 28 for 73 yards and two picks.  He also rushed for 26 yards, showing that those mobility drills that he has been enduring over the past spring and summer have paid off.
The defense supposedly had the Kansas O confused early on, forcing a fumble and a three-and-out punt on the first and second Jayhawk possessions, respectively.   Also, the defense held Kansas to 384 total offensive yards.  That same Kansas offense torched the FIU defense for 615 total yards en route to putting up 55 points last season.  Overall, I remain optimistic for this season.  The defense seems to be living up to its hype and the offense can only get better.
In case any of you missed it, the Golden Panthers will hold an open scrimmage in their brand new stadium, which is appropriately being dubbed The Cage, on September 11 at 7 o'clock.  The scrimmage is open to the public and admission and parking are free.  Also, stay tuned to FIUsports.com to learn when and where there will be a viewing party for this weekend's football game against the Iowa Hawkeyes of the Big Ten.  Or, if you are lucky enough to get the Big Ten Network, you can watch it at home (but where is the fun in that).
Now, on to the pride of the Panthers, the women's volleyball team.  Right now they have more wins (4) than the other fall sports teams combined.  This past weekend, they won the Big Orange Bash in Clemson, S.C., beating the host and 19th ranked Tigers in the process.  They were led by preseason Sun Belt Conference Player of the Year Yarimar Rosa, who had a double-double in all three tournament games.  On their way back to Miami, the ladies stopped in Greenville, S.C., where they continued to dominate the schools from the Palmetto State by beating Furman.  The unbeaten Lady Panthers' first action on their home court will be Friday, September 12, when they host the two-day FIU Tournament.  Other teams participating in the tournament include Penn, Oral Roberts and Central Florida.
A quick blurb on my Atlanta trip, I had a lot of fun.  We didn't get into the game, there were many more people looking to buy tickets than there were selling and we all know what happens when demand is greater than supply, the price goes upward.  We ended up at a small microbrewery/sports bar with a bunch of other Bama fans who were also left ticketless.  The group of us had a lot of fun together even though there were a few of them who were beyond the "I drank so much that I have to high five anyone and everyone around me anytime that Bama does something even remotely positive.  While I'm at it, I think I'll spray them with saliva, too," stage of inebriation.     
I stayed with my cousin Laurae and her husband Jim while there.  I enjoy seeing them and their kids and I think Laurae and Jim enjoy having me around since the kids seem to gravitate towards me, giving L and J a moment of peace, if only ever so brief a moment.
That's about all for now.  I'll be back tomorrow and Friday with a wonderful method of preparing the perfect chicken wings for tailgating and a look at this weekend's football foe, the Iowa Hawkeyes.  I may even try to make a score prediction.
-ELI3